Monday, November 14, 2005

Michigan...What a JOKE!!

Here are a few Michigan jokes I have found this week. Most of these come from
I will post a few more tomorrow.

Q: What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
A: To keep the flies off the bride.

Q: Why don't University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.

A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn't get his family out.

Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first University of Michigan fan asks, "Why not?" The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."


Cosmo GRRL! said...

Yikes - 140 lbs of stashed BM! WTG! I started out EP'ing for my DD but somewhere around a month of age she figured out what to do with my boob. Kudos to you for EP'ing - it's tough work!

Lauren said...

You know how Braylon Edwards came to Cleveland? Well he was on the tv today and the anchor of FOX 8 asked him how hard it was going to be to consentrate playing on Sunday after OSU beats Michigan! All he could say was we'll see.